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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao)

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: theskeletonhole)

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